I write copy. Lots of it. I also come up with concepts. I play nicely with designers and account teams. I think strategically. And I don't like working with assholes. If you'd like to talk, see the button below.

"Fabulous"

- Girl who walked by 10 seconds before this picture was taken.

SKILLS

 

Writing (obv)

Bricking 3-pointers

Holding the door when the person I'm holding it for is in that awkward middle ground between too close and too far

Hitting snooze

Really squeezing a lot out of 4 dance moves

Worrying about the technological singularity

Saying "don't you dare take that last potsticker you already had 2 and you probably had more sushi than anyone else" with my eyes

 

Please see my resume for further details.