I write copy. Lots of it. I also come up with concepts. I play nicely with designers and account teams. Clients tend to like me. If you're a no-bullshit CD, I'll run through brick walls for you. If you give me the reins on projects, I'll deliver stuff you won't have to tear apart. I'm 8 years in, but people say I perform like I've been around double that. If you'd like to talk more, hit the button.

Love and kisses.


- Girl who walked by 10 seconds before this picture was taken.



Writing (obv)

Bricking 3-pointers

Holding the door when the person I'm holding it for is in that awkward middle ground between too close and too far

Hitting snooze

Really squeezing a lot out of 4 dance moves

Worrying about the technological singularity

Saying "don't you dare take that last potsticker you already had 2 and you probably had more sushi than anyone else" with my eyes


Please see my resume for further details.