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I write copy. Lots of it. I also come up with concepts. I play nicely with designers and account teams. I think strategically. And I don't like working with assholes. If you'd like to talk, see the button below.
"Fabulous"
- Girl who walked by 10 seconds before this picture was taken.
SKILLS
Writing (obv)
Bricking 3-pointers
Holding the door when the person I'm holding it for is in that awkward middle ground between too close and too far
Hitting snooze
Really squeezing a lot out of 4 dance moves
Worrying about the technological singularity
Saying "don't you dare take that last potsticker you already had 2 and you probably had more sushi than anyone else" with my eyes
Please see my resume for further details.
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